Me (driving in the car): Look at the moon guys–it’s big and orange tonight.
Kids: Oooooh!
Me: Oops, it’s so low that it’s hiding behind the trees, maybe when we go around the corner, we’ll see it again.
Three year old: I can’t see the moon.
Me: Just wait a minute, hon.
Three year old: Mom! I CAN’T SEE THE MOON.
Me: Yes I know, but it’s coming back.
Three year old: Mom! I CAN’T SEE THE MOON! I CAN’T SEE THE MOON!
Me: I CAN’T MAKE IT POP OUT OF THE FREAKIN TREES, YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
Ah. The harmony of daily life.

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